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School Uniforms to be changed to Hoodies and Joggers
by Ejaz Khan ( @ejaz_k) In a brave move that will probably be met with some debate and loud uproar, the department of Education has decided to get rid of the current uniform system. Sources reveal that from now on, everyone will wear golf shirts and tracksuits, and in...
Lenasia soon to be renamed Ukuncokola, Roshnee to be called Khanyisa, and Azaadville to be renamed Mahalaville
by Ejaz Khan (@ejaz_k) In a move that will shock many residents in all of these areas, their beloved towns will soon be getting new names. Lenasia will soon be renamed Ukuncokola, Roshnee will be called Khanyisa, and Azaadville will be renamed Mahalaville. As...
Mothers to be allowed into Schools during school hours to watch their kids learn
By Ejaz Khan (@ejaz_k) As kids made their way to school this week, they left in their wake a hoard of crying mothers, worried about their safety... But not for long. Soon, their Mothers will be permitted to be at school with them, albeit only being allowed to observe...
NDZ set to implement Samoosa Ban in time for Ramadan
By Ejaz Khan (@ejaz_k) After last year's cigarette ban, Nkosana Dlamini Zuma is no stranger to controversial decisions. That trend is set to continue with a new attack on South African Muslims with a ban on their favorite iftaar time savoury – The Samoosa. The Vice...
Ginger accepted as Mehr as value skyrockets
By Ejaz Khan (@ejaz_k) In a ground-breaking moment, a man paid Mehr(dowry) for his wife with payment mutually agreed upon in the form of Ginger parcels. The herb, which is now in as short supply in South Africa as consistently vocal man united fans, is currently as...
WhatsApp to Ban new Telegram Users for Lack of Loyalty
By Ejaz Khan (@ejaz_k) After panic was caused by Teenagers and the old folks regarding WhatsApp’s latest update last month, people digitally migrated in their droves to Telegram. However, The honeymoon period was shorter than a Proteas Batsman’s innings in Karachi....
Believing Whatsapp forwarded messages can lead to brain damage
by Ejaz Khan ( @ejaz_k) In these times of constant fake news, researchers have discovered that believing every piece of news you receive via WhatsApp can cause brain damage. Goolam Ahmed(80), who wanted to remain anonymous, said he believed everything he received and...
Foreign Domestic Workers not allowed to go Home for Festive season
by Ejaz Khan With Covid spreading faster than hot gossip at a ladies get together, borders are set to close, leaving foreign domestic workers trapped in South Africa. But Covid 19 isn’t the only reason. Maintenance work is set to continue as Patricia De Lille and team...
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