So this Department of Water Resources representative Philemon stops at a Free State farm and talks with an old farmer Piet. He tells the farmer, "I ectually and infekt need to inspekt your fam for the water allocation".

The old farmer says, Okay, but don't go in that field over there.

The clever & cheeky Philemon says, "Meneer, I have the full authority of The Government with me. See this card? This card means I am allowed to go WHEREVER I WISH on any agricultural land. No questions asked or answered. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?

The old farmer nods politely and goes about his chores. Shortly, the Old farmer hears loud screams and spies Philemon running for his life and close behind is the farmer's bull, gaining with every step.

Philemon is clearly terrified, so the old farmer immediately throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs…

Your card! Show him your card!