Peter was telling a friend that he had just lost his job. â
Why did the foreman fire you?â the friend asked in surprise.
âOh,â Peter said, âyou know how foreman are. They stand around with their hands in their pockets watching everybody else work.â
âWe all know that,â replied his friend. âBut why did he let you go?â
âJealousy,â answered Pete. âAll the other workers thought I was the foreman.â
IRS Audits Grandpa
The IRS decides to audit Grandpa and summons him to the IRS office. The IRS auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney. The auditor said, "Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying...
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