Quotes to think over!

* Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.
* Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.
* Well, it's 1am Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids.
* Beer: The cause of, all of life's problems.
* If something is hard to do, then it is not worth doing.

IRS Audits Grandpa

The IRS decides to audit Grandpa and summons him to the IRS office. The IRS auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney. The auditor said, "Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying...