TWO MISERS GET ROBBED

Two misers are in a bank, when, suddenly, armed robbers burst in.

While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers, others line the customers, including the misers, up against a wall, and proceed to take their wallets, watches, etc. While this is going on miser number one jams something in miser number two's hand.

Without looking down, miser number two whispers, "What is this?" to which miser number one replies, "It's that $50 I owe you."

IRS Audits Grandpa

The IRS decides to audit Grandpa and summons him to the IRS office. The IRS auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney. The auditor said, "Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying...