{"id":20289,"date":"2017-05-31T13:38:47","date_gmt":"2017-05-31T11:38:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dev.radioislam.org.za\/wordpress\/2017\/05\/31\/ramadaan-rhymes-talking-about-food-the-whole-day\/"},"modified":"2017-05-31T13:38:47","modified_gmt":"2017-05-31T11:38:47","slug":"ramadaan-rhymes-talking-about-food-the-whole-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/radioislam.org.za\/a\/ramadaan-rhymes-talking-about-food-the-whole-day\/","title":{"rendered":"Ramadaan Rhymes &#8211; Talking about Food The whole day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In Ramadaan people fast and most lose weight<br \/>why am I the only one who gains a ton of pounds\u2026\u00a0 all over my waist ?<\/p>\n<p>don\u2019t start to irritate , just look at your plate, did you see how many pies and samoosas that you just ate ?<\/p>\n<p>OK Dada be nice, haters gonna hate<br \/>There\u2019s still time, to mend your ways eh, its never too late.<\/p>\n<p>Remember the purpose of the month, to feel like the poor,<br \/>do you really need to eat another triangle made out of purr..?<\/p>\n<p>Jee Dada, I\u2019m gonna only eat enough to get by.<br \/>But I cant resist at sehri time \u00a0some hot banana fry,<\/p>\n<p>Hahaha Haai, that aint for me <br \/>Just give it a try<br \/>I also didn\u2019t smaak it at first, I aint gonna lie<\/p>\n<p>That\u2019s all you people do all day,talk about chows<br \/>don\u2019t let me take my chipple off now and chase yall all out the house<\/p>\n<p>Halima control yourself we got visitors man<\/p>\n<p>lighty, please excuse the spouse<br \/>Halima see what you did know , lighty\u2019s choop like a mouse!<\/p>\n<p>Fast for your creator,<\/p>\n<p>Break on time, never later,<\/p>\n<p>Make sure you have some sehri<br \/>Don\u2019t be be moody, always be merry<br \/>Reaq Quraan, read taraweeh,<br \/>Think of the poor out in Malawi<\/p>\n<p>Don\u2019t focus on improving your skinny self<\/p>\n<p>Rather focus on improving your deeni self<\/p>\n<p>Mic Drop<\/p>\n<p>Ramadaan Rhymes<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/w.soundcloud.com\/player\/?url=https%3A\/\/api.soundcloud.com\/tracks\/325355551&amp;color=ff5500&amp;auto_play=false&amp;hide_related=false&amp;show_comments=true&amp;show_user=true&amp;show_reposts=false\" width=\"100%\" height=\"166\" frameborder=\"no\" scrolling=\"no\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In Ramadaan people fast and most lose weightwhy am I the only one who gains a ton of pounds\u2026\u00a0 all over my waist ? don\u2019t start to irritate , just look at your plate, did you see how many pies and samoosas that you just ate ? OK Dada be nice, haters gonna hateThere\u2019s still [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[69],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-20289","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ejaz-khan"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pc0QIf-5hf","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"publishpress_future_action":{"enabled":false,"date":"2026-04-25 05:52:14","action":"change-status","newStatus":"draft","terms":[],"taxonomy":"category","extraData":[]},"publishpress_future_workflow_manual_trigger":{"enabledWorkflows":[]},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/radioislam.org.za\/a\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20289","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/radioislam.org.za\/a\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/radioislam.org.za\/a\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/radioislam.org.za\/a\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/radioislam.org.za\/a\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=20289"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/radioislam.org.za\/a\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20289\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/radioislam.org.za\/a\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=20289"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/radioislam.org.za\/a\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=20289"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/radioislam.org.za\/a\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=20289"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}