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<\/p>\nBy Ejaz Khan (@ejaz_k) <\/p>\n
After panic was caused by Teenagers and the old folks regarding WhatsApp\u2019s latest update last month, people digitally migrated in their droves to Telegram.<\/p>\n
However, The honeymoon period was shorter than a Proteas Batsman\u2019s innings in Karachi.<\/p>\n
Besides allowing dangerous people with nefarious intentions to know how close you are to them, people soon realized that things aren\u2019t always greener on the other side.<\/p>\n
\u201cI didn\u2019t leave WhatsApp for Telegram\u2026 I didn\u2019t know how to\u2026\u201d \u2013 Ayesha (71)<\/p>\n
“I just liked the smiley collection, it was better than WhatsApp” \u2013 Zeenat(16)<\/p>\n
“I won\u2019t go back to using Telegram, the last time I used it was in Fietas” \u2013 Zaheera (65)<\/p>\n
This has seen a quiet return to WhatsApp for Millions. But WhatsApp has not yet forgiven the teens and grandparents and will be using their new found privacy invasion update to check if people still have the Telegram app on their phones.
\nIf so, WhatsApp will automatically uninstall itself from your device, taking all your voice note lecture collections and Memes from your phones before exiting forever.<\/p>\n
WhatsApp was asked to comment on the new developments, but sadly, they just blue ticked us.<\/p>\n
It remains to be seen if Telegram will comment, but we are waiting at the post office for response.<\/p>\n
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* This article is purely humour based. No facts were used in the writing…<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" By Ejaz Khan (@ejaz_k) After panic was caused by Teenagers and the old folks regarding WhatsApp\u2019s latest update last month, people digitally migrated in their droves to Telegram. However, The honeymoon period was shorter than a Proteas Batsman\u2019s innings in Karachi. Besides allowing dangerous people with nefarious intentions to know how close you are to […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":44502,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[6617],"tags":[6586,6396],"class_list":["post-44500","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-satire-opinion","tag-humour","tag-satire"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/radioislam.org.za\/a\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/telegram-vs-whatsapp.jpg?fit=1680%2C840&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pc0QIf-bzK","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"publishpress_future_action":{"enabled":false,"date":"2026-04-11 22:07:06","action":"change-status","newStatus":"draft","terms":[],"taxonomy":"category","extraData":[]},"publishpress_future_workflow_manual_trigger":{"enabledWorkflows":[]},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/radioislam.org.za\/a\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44500","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/radioislam.org.za\/a\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/radioislam.org.za\/a\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/radioislam.org.za\/a\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/radioislam.org.za\/a\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=44500"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/radioislam.org.za\/a\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44500\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/radioislam.org.za\/a\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/44502"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/radioislam.org.za\/a\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=44500"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/radioislam.org.za\/a\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=44500"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/radioislam.org.za\/a\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=44500"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}