YOU ARE IN BIG TROUBLE

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I JUST KNEW I WAS IN BIG TROUBLE AT WORK WHEN…

…the Security guard made a complete inventory of my work area.

…my assistant began responding to my memos with, "Yeah, whatever."

…the Human Resources Dept requested an update of my arrest record.

…the Boss asked if I still had a copy of my 5 year contract.

…the LAN suddenly began backing-up my computer every 10 minutes.

…the receptionist began saying "Who???" to anyone calling on me.

IRS Audits Grandpa

The IRS decides to audit Grandpa and summons him to the IRS office. The IRS auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney. The auditor said, "Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying...