CURRENTLY ON AIR ⇒
  • Highlights of the Days Programmes
    Tuesday, 10:05 pm - 4:00 am
    [ - ]

feedback@radioislam.org.za

Radio Islam Logo


((( Listen Live )))))
Radio Islam Logo


YOU HAVE TO BE DEAD


I was testing the children in my school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to Paradise. I asked them, “If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the charity, would that get me into Paradise?” “NO!” the children answered.

 

“If I cleaned the Masjid every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would that get me into Paradise?” Again, the answer was, “NO!”

 

By now I was starting to smile. Hey, this was fun!

 

“Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave candy to all the children, and loved my husband, would that get me into Paradise?” I asked them again. Again, they all answered, “NO!”

 

I was just bursting with pride for them.

 

Well, I continued, “then how can I get into Paradise?” A five-year-old boy shouted out,

“YOU HAVE TO BE DEAD.”

 

 

ADVERTISE HERE

Prime Spot!!!

Contact:
advertisingadmin@radioislam.co.za 

Related Articles

IRS Audits Grandpa

The IRS decides to audit Grandpa and summons him to the IRS office. The IRS auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney. The auditor said, "Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying...

read more

Subscribe to our Newsletter

0 Comments

Submit a Comment

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *