Satire (opinion) Articles

Vacation Drives changing mindsets, soon everyone will be onboard

Ejaz Khan Whether it's WhatsApp driven or just pure fear, people are genuinely afraid to travel far from work and home. To change this mindset of irrational fear, government has been hard at work and Vacation drives have been setup across the country. To find out why...

Generous customer tips waiters R6,000

By Mumtaz Saley Moosa 06:08:2021 During the lockdown and the constant change in lockdown levels, the restaurant sector has been affected drastically. Many lost incomes more than once this year, and it has been a rather challenging time for many. Yesterday, a Simply...

99% of people who debate Satire either only read the headline or don’t understand it

by Ejaz Khan As the winter coldness takes temporary residence in South Africa, many are left searching for answers, trying to understand their purpose within society. Those that are helpful, will lend a helping hand. Those who only seek to sow disunity, will...

Mysterious Helicopters spotted at night actually Spraying Vicks to clear Sinus issues

by Ejaz Khan Helicopters seen hovering in the early hours of the morning are actually spraying Vicks into the air to help with congestion in the winter cold. This is believed to be a new initiative by the Department of Health. Many from the amongst the elderly in...

Loadshedding Ending Soon in South Africa

by Ejaz Khan | Mar 18, 2021 | Satire (opinion)

By Ejaz Khan South Africans have experienced increased loadshedding in the last few weeks. But not to worry, it will...

Fortnite to only allow gamers login access every two weeks

by Ejaz Khan | Mar 11, 2021 | Satire (opinion)

By Ejaz Khan Players of the hit online game ’Fortnite’ will now only be able to play 1 day’s worth of the game every 2...

School Uniforms to be changed to Hoodies and Joggers

by Ejaz Khan | Mar 4, 2021 | Satire (opinion)

by Ejaz Khan ( @ejaz_k) In a brave move that will probably be met with some debate and loud uproar, the department of...

Foreign Domestic Workers not allowed to go Home for Festive season

by Ejaz Khan | Dec 8, 2020 | Satire (opinion)

by Ejaz Khan With Covid spreading faster than hot gossip at a ladies get together, borders are set to close, leaving foreign domestic workers trapped in South Africa. But Covid 19 isn’t the only reason. Maintenance work is set to continue as Patricia De Lille and team...

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